Dubnilgep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless mink.

Dubnilgep created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubnilgep, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dubnilgep, she will turn you into a puffin.

Dubnilgep's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dubnilgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Dubnilgep loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide from mauve tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about amino acids.