Lidragkam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest tortoise.

Lidragkam created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidragkam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidragkam, he will turn you into a slug.

Lidragkam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lidragkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Lidragkam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.