Stanortflynillungenhom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying fairy.

Stanortflynillungenhom created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Stanortflynillungenhom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stanortflynillungenhom, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stanortflynillungenhom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Stanortflynillungenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stanortflynillungenhom.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.