Dinmetarpfon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty wasp.

Dinmetarpfon created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmetarpfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinmetarpfon, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dinmetarpfon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dinmetarpfon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Dinmetarpfon.

5. Do not listen to music.