Quillbissand is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful beaver.

Quillbissand created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillbissand, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quillbissand, it will turn you into a rat.

Quillbissand's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quillbissand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Quillbissand first in all things.

5. Never talk about fire.