Yim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, intelligent frog.

Yim created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yim, he will cry a lot.

Yim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always take life seriously.