Rowjon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy raven.

Rowjon created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Rowjon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rowjon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rowjon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rowjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.