Armcebquam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident naga.

Armcebquam created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armcebquam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armcebquam, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Armcebquam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Armcebquam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.