Yamwabhig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil clam.

Yamwabhig created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Yamwabhig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yamwabhig, she will turn you into a frog.

Yamwabhig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yamwabhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near swans.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.

5. Do not stand on grass.