Pagtundimfligpop is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak newt.

Pagtundimfligpop created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagtundimfligpop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagtundimfligpop, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pagtundimfligpop's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pagtundimfligpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Pagtundimfligpop.

5. Do not take Pagtundimfligpop's name in vain.