Fubstraggov Sterfotgub Nildunnul is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, confident bird.

Fubstraggov Sterfotgub Nildunnul created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Fubstraggov Sterfotgub Nildunnul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fubstraggov Sterfotgub Nildunnul, she will turn you into a dog.

Fubstraggov Sterfotgub Nildunnul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fubstraggov Sterfotgub Nildunnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.