Gamdod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise sheep.

Gamdod created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Gamdod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gamdod, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gamdod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gamdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never paint your neck fawn.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.