Tinpadstig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless badger.

Tinpadstig created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinpadstig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tinpadstig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tinpadstig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tinpadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Tinpadstig loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinpadstig.

3. You must pray to Tinpadstig three times a day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away from violet snakes, for they are unholy.