Tinpadstig is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless
badger.
Tinpadstig created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tinpadstig, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tinpadstig, he will boil you in a big pot.
Tinpadstig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Tinpadstig's Holy Commandments1. Tinpadstig loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinpadstig.
3. You must pray to Tinpadstig three times a day.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Run away from violet snakes, for they are unholy.