Badmapabcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, wise swallow.

Badmapabcet created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badmapabcet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Badmapabcet, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Badmapabcet's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Badmapabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. You must pray to Badmapabcet three times a day.

5. Do not chop down trees.