Lig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable meerkat.

Lig created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lig's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never sit near nematodes.

5. Always help ants.