Cimcudpan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthoughtful lizard.

Cimcudpan created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimcudpan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cimcudpan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cimcudpan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cimcudpan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.