Somvolhud Rigbonklig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate pigeon.

Somvolhud Rigbonklig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Somvolhud Rigbonklig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Somvolhud Rigbonklig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Somvolhud Rigbonklig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Somvolhud Rigbonklig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never eat bark.