Cunbamnanjatflantafstaffob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow centipede.

Cunbamnanjatflantafstaffob created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbamnanjatflantafstaffob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cunbamnanjatflantafstaffob, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cunbamnanjatflantafstaffob's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cunbamnanjatflantafstaffob's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cunbamnanjatflantafstaffob.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.