Nuldibbess Stragcussgut Cinhamhen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, idiotic elephant.

Nuldibbess Stragcussgut Cinhamhen created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuldibbess Stragcussgut Cinhamhen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nuldibbess Stragcussgut Cinhamhen, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nuldibbess Stragcussgut Cinhamhen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nuldibbess Stragcussgut Cinhamhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Nuldibbess Stragcussgut Cinhamhen.