Dibcumtad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciless horse.

Dibcumtad created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibcumtad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibcumtad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dibcumtad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dibcumtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Always obey Dibcumtad's priests.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Never eat green fruit.