Vegbimsatdab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced shark.

Vegbimsatdab created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbimsatdab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vegbimsatdab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Vegbimsatdab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vegbimsatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pray towards the west.