Fidbeghundinbatrap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthoughtful wombat.

Fidbeghundinbatrap created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbeghundinbatrap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fidbeghundinbatrap, it will turn you into a frog.

Fidbeghundinbatrap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fidbeghundinbatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four capybaras approach from the west.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.