Yartlidmip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humane crocodile.

Yartlidmip created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartlidmip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yartlidmip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yartlidmip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yartlidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.