Lagbintip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish gnu.

Lagbintip created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagbintip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lagbintip, she will turn you into a worm.

Lagbintip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lagbintip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Lagbintip.