Dobpogrig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental monkey.

Dobpogrig created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobpogrig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dobpogrig, it will come to you in dreams.

Dobpogrig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dobpogrig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not kill sharks.