Badkipmab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful octopus.

Badkipmab created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badkipmab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badkipmab, he will strike you with lightening.

Badkipmab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Badkipmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing violet shoes.