Fudtadlun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest butterfly.

Fudtadlun created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudtadlun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudtadlun, it will think nothing of it.

Fudtadlun's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fudtadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fudtadlun's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Fudtadlun loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about fire.