Sadzigdob is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered fox.

Sadzigdob created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadzigdob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadzigdob, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sadzigdob's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sadzigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat bread.