Tencinstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty bat.

Tencinstrag created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tencinstrag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tencinstrag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tencinstrag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tencinstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to otters while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Retreat if six badgers approach from the west.