Dapmetab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome mink.

Dapmetab created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapmetab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dapmetab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dapmetab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dapmetab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Put Dapmetab first in all things.