Rotfutfod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish hare.

Rotfutfod created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotfutfod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotfutfod, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rotfutfod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rotfutfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.