Quillganraptad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, compassionate narwhal.

Quillganraptad created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillganraptad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quillganraptad, she will not care at all.

Quillganraptad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Quillganraptad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quillganraptad's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt pigs.