Ragsawkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing swallow.

Ragsawkip created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragsawkip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragsawkip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ragsawkip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ragsawkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Ragsawkip on top of important buildings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.