Betbemfut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish crane.

Betbemfut created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betbemfut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Betbemfut, he will refuse to believe in you.

Betbemfut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Betbemfut's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.