Mipominarf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, intelligent shark.

Mipominarf created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipominarf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mipominarf, she will be very unhappy.

Mipominarf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mipominarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mipominarf's name in vain.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the north.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Mipominarf's priests.