Karxucjab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing swallow.

Karxucjab created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karxucjab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Karxucjab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Karxucjab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Karxucjab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Karxucjab.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Always take life seriously.