Cunbegnil is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Cunbegnil created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbegnil, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cunbegnil, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cunbegnil's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cunbegnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Cunbegnil loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.