Babfabgidfly is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud weasel.

Babfabgidfly created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Babfabgidfly, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Babfabgidfly, he will turn you into a tree.

Babfabgidfly's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Babfabgidfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.

5. Never talk about mice.