Hathakhim Kenfudcun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent crane.

Hathakhim Kenfudcun created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Hathakhim Kenfudcun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hathakhim Kenfudcun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hathakhim Kenfudcun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hathakhim Kenfudcun's Holy Commandments

1. Hathakhim Kenfudcun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Always obey Hathakhim Kenfudcun's priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.