Fotshavtondodbogcub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless dove.

Fotshavtondodbogcub created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotshavtondodbogcub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fotshavtondodbogcub, it will turn you into a duck.

Fotshavtondodbogcub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fotshavtondodbogcub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never skip in the presence of frogs.

5. Do not kill foxes.