Bumgupfad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented capybara.

Bumgupfad created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bumgupfad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bumgupfad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bumgupfad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bumgupfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Bumgupfad must be the most important thing in your life.