Nuttvidtap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sapient snake.

Nuttvidtap created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttvidtap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttvidtap, it will strike you with lightening.

Nuttvidtap's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nuttvidtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never jump near doves.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.