Hudzog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented ant.

Hudzog created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Hudzog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudzog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hudzog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hudzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always wear yellow.