Fentailhatgem is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise coyote.

Fentailhatgem created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fentailhatgem, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fentailhatgem, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fentailhatgem's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fentailhatgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.