Nadbogrill is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, weak dingo.

Nadbogrill created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadbogrill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadbogrill, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nadbogrill's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nadbogrill's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nadbogrill.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear indigo.