Ortkendudlin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, compassionate hummingbird.

Ortkendudlin created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortkendudlin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ortkendudlin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ortkendudlin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ortkendudlin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always take life seriously.