Danbomdam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish fly.

Danbomdam created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbomdam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Danbomdam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Danbomdam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Danbomdam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always obey Danbomdam's priests.

3. Danbomdam loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never laugh in holy places.