Stergilzag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless scorpion.

Stergilzag created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stergilzag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stergilzag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Stergilzag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Stergilzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Run away if seven mice approach from the south.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.