Gemsand is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective cobra.

Gemsand created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gemsand, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gemsand, he will not care at all.

Gemsand's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gemsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide from purple foxes for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.