Wodbeghon Gatciprow is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental
jackal.
Wodbeghon Gatciprow created matter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wodbeghon Gatciprow, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Wodbeghon Gatciprow, he will curse you with boils.
Wodbeghon Gatciprow's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Wodbeghon Gatciprow's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Wodbeghon Gatciprow.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.